I'm Daniel. This is my first post. I was just so inspired by my wife's theophantic eloquence. So here it goes:
Dominatrices
Fantasies aren't bad.
Mind if I cover your face?
Not good pillow talk.
Ok, so here's the context. After we took Max to the vet, we got a good ol' fashioned country breakfast and discussed the pros and cons of Erin taking up dominatrixing so we could pay our mortgage a little more comfortably. I was a little against the idea, but Erin explained to me that not everyone's fantasies need to be identical. I think it's a valid point. Some people might like the whole intimidation and pain thing. It's sexy, I hear. Anyway, I hope it makes sense now.
Good night; thanks for indulging my fantasy of being a blogger.
DSR
Okay, I almost just shot coffee out my nose-hilarious!! Excellent blogging--although I wouldn't mention your new moneymaking scheme in your adoption paperwork--perhaps rename it? Personal trainer?
ReplyDeleteOh, and I LOVED the video. I really want a slow loris now (of course!).
ReplyDeleteStrength to you this weekend. Our day will come. :-)
ReplyDeleteDaniel, you are so weird. I miss your sense of humor.
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